Considering the fact that 13% of U.S. adults now regularly smoke marijuana, and many more smoke it on occasion, it’s silly that many of us still have to hide our drug use from our employers. Hell, even dogs use CBD!
But life rarely makes sense, and is more often than not, unfair. So if you’re facing a drug test from your employer, you’ll still need to get all that THC out of your system fast.
There are many ways to pass a drug test, but one of the best ways is to ingest a detox drink (or two) in the days preceding your test. Below, we’ve provided you with the 7 best detox drinks for drug test.
The goal of any detox drink is to dilute your urine and reduce the concentration of THC in your liquid waste. Water is great for this job as it is essential for life and goes down pretty easy.
To pass your test, trying drinking at least a half gallon every day before your test.
2. Rescue Detox Blueberry Instant Cleanse
Rescue Detox is a company that makes a whole line of detox drinks that are surprisingly ultra-effective. Their blueberry flavor, while still odd, is the best tasting.
To successfully detox, you have to drink the 17-ounce bottle and then refill it with regular water twice. This is 51 ounces in total. If your stomach can retain that much fluid you’ll be in good shape.
3. Detoxify XxtraClean Herbal Cleanse
With this detox drink brand, you don’t have to drink nearly as much fluid. But the downside is that the 20-ounce bottle is filled with a liquid that tastes and feels a lot like cough syrup.
For it to work, all you have to do is drink it the day of the test and try to pee 4 or 5 times before your test pee.
4. Stinger Detox
With this drink, you simply have to swallow down 8 ounces of a thick medicinal liquid, and then refill the bottle with water four more times after. It’s a lot of liquid, but only the first 8 ounces are actually unpleasant.
5. Clear Choice Detox
Clear Choice is perhaps the best option among the branded detox drinks. If you weigh under 200 pounds, you simply have to drink one 17 ounce bottle and refill it with water just once and drink both over the course of an hour.
It’s also recommended that you stop eating 4-5 hours before taking the detox.
6. Lemon Juice
Lemon juice, when mixed with water (mix as much as you can stand) is also a good option for a detox. The acids from the juice act like a steel wool for your system, scrubbing out even the most hard-stuck THC residue.
7. The Last-Ditch Effort
Lastly, we have a personal favorite that’ll be sure to flush your system (in a not so pleasant way). To create this drink mix 16 ounces of water with 2 tablespoons of apple cider vinegar, 2 tablespoons of lemon juice, 1/4th teaspoon of cinnamon, and 1/8th teaspoon of cayenne pepper.
This drink will empty your bladder and your bowels, removing all that THC or whatever else may be in your system.
It’s important to remember, however, that these detox drinks are always a risky proposition. There’s a chance, however slim, that they may not work.
If you don’t want to risk it, you can always use a product like the Whizzinator, which will provide you a synthetic urine sample to ensure that you’ll pass the test.
Now That You’ve Got the Best Detox Drinks for Drug Test…
You should be able to pass your test with flying colors and satisfy your employer.
You’ll be in the clear and you can get back to smoking!
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